"Shamoononon drives like a farmer" (shamoononon)
11/22/2017 at 17:08 • Filed to: Lunchopnik | 0
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Octopus. I’m willing to bet I know who it is and it is Octopus. Don’t people know this is taboo at work? My lord. Time to up my game and add a fifth box of baking soda to my cubicle.
Die-Trying
> Shamoononon drives like a farmer
11/22/2017 at 17:16 |
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make a sand pit around your desk, but instead of sand use baking soda......
Shamoononon drives like a farmer
> Die-Trying
11/22/2017 at 17:19 |
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Only problem about that is then they’d probably figure out how often I’m taking meeting food from meetings I don’t attend.... Although it would smell a lot better. A couple of people have that BO/Mildew smell coming out of their cubicles too.
Textured Soy Protein
> Shamoononon drives like a farmer
11/22/2017 at 17:19 |
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This is the only proper reaction.
wafflesnfalafel
> Shamoononon drives like a farmer
11/22/2017 at 17:23 |
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Who in gosh’s name microwaves octopus anywhere? (Lets make some really expensive, nasty smelling rubber bands!)
farscythe - makin da cawfee!
> Shamoononon drives like a farmer
11/22/2017 at 17:32 |
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shit mate.... remind people bout the no smelly food rule... and then order yourself a nice curry to drive the point home (i recomend a roganjosh....or a korma if you prefer mild.... should stink the place up real good)
Die-Trying
> Shamoononon drives like a farmer
11/22/2017 at 18:01 |
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bury the evidence in the pit.......
Recovering Gaijin
> wafflesnfalafel
11/22/2017 at 18:20 |
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Yeah, I can only imagine what microwaving would do to the rubbery-ness of octopus. Yuck!
TheTurbochargedSquirrel
> Shamoononon drives like a farmer
11/22/2017 at 19:15 |
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Must be like chewing on a stinky tire.
cbell04
> Shamoononon drives like a farmer
11/22/2017 at 19:41 |
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Right before you leave for lunch on your next shift set a bag of popcorn to 10 minutes and walk out.